So. You refuse my money, you serve me thirty-year-old Highland Park scotch, and we've been in the same room for approximately five minutes, yet none of my bones are broken. This leads me to believe that your back is against the wall and you desperately need me for something. I'm dying to know what that is.
Ilona AndrewsIt was the kind of place you went when your earthly troubles became too much for you and you were looking for a creative way to commit suicide.
Ilona AndrewsThis doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.
Ilona Andrewsยซ Barabas pulled Christopher out of the cage. The man stared up at him. โI died, didnโt I? Are you an angel?โ โSure,โ Barabas said. โFollow me to the Heavenly Shower ยป
Ilona AndrewsAunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. โIโm just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?โ โSure.โ Thirty seconds later, as I was flying through the air, I decided that this wasnโt the best idea.
Ilona AndrewsI can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation wasn't so much about heritage as it was about viking, in the most clichรฉ sense of the world. They drank huge quantities of beer, they brawled, and they wore horned helmets despite all historical evidence to the contrary. "Used to be?" Curran asked. "They kicked him out for being drunk and violent." Curran blinked. "The Norse Heritage?" "Mhm." "Don't you have to be drunk and violent just to get in?" he asked. "Just how disorderly did he get?
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