Aha! So Iโm not crazy.โ โYou are most definitely crazy,โ Derek said. โBut in a deranged, endearing way.
Ilona AndrewsDo you like my working persona?" Saiman asked softly. "An aesthetically pleasing combination of intelligence and elegance, wouldn't you say?" Aren't we pleased with ourselves. "Are you Chinese, Japanese, half-white? I can't tell, your features are neither here nor there." "I'm inscrutable, mysterious and intellectual." He forgot conceited. "Did you have any trouble getting that ego through the door?" Saiman didn't even blink. "Not in the least.
Ilona AndrewsYou replaced me with a shaved poodle?โ โHeโs got mad skills.โ Derekโs eyebrows crept up. โHe can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesnโt make fun of my car.
Ilona AndrewsAnd how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio. He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face. "We killed things. There was blood. Fountains of blood. And then we had barbecue.
Ilona AndrewsWe can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.
Ilona AndrewsHe isnโt so much flirting,โ Cerise murmured. โEither he doesnโt like me or he doesnโt know how.โ โOf course he likes you. Youโre lovely. He probably just doesnโt get it. Some men have to be hit over the head with it. Her aunt rolled her eyes. โI thought Iโd have to draw your uncle Jean a giant sign. That or kidnap him and have my evil way with him, until he got the message.
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