Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
Ilona AndrewsThe decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.
Ilona Andrews...you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily. ... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.
Ilona AndrewsโฆSomething isnโt right with you and this property. Strange things happen around it. I donโt know what is going on, but I will find out. You could make it easier on yourself by coming clean.โ โSure. This is a magic bed-and-breakfast and the two guys in my kitchen are aliens from outerspace.
Ilona Andrews