Kate, perhaps you need to explain to your significant other that he is in no position to give me orders. Last time I checked, his title was Beast Lord, which is a gentle euphemism for a man who strips nude at night and runs around through the woods hunting small woodland creatures. I'm a premier Master of the Dead. I will go where I please.
Ilona AndrewsAunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. โIโm just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?โ โSure.โ Thirty seconds later, as I was flying through the air, I decided that this wasnโt the best idea.
Ilona AndrewsGreat, now Iโve turned into a manga character who repeated everything everyone said.
Ilona AndrewsAs I walked back to civilization, I realized that for the first time in the six months I had known Curran, we had managed to have a conversation and part ways without wanting to kill each other. I found that fact deeply troubling.
Ilona AndrewsI took the jacket off, changed my T-shirt for a dark gray tank top, slipped on the tangle of the back sheath, and put the jacket on again. Thugs are us. Great. Just add a super-tight ponytail and loads of mascara, and Iโd be ripe to play a supervillainโs evil mistress. Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.
Ilona Andrews