Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

Vampires smiled for many reasons, but when a vampire male smiled at you from this distance with that kind of look in his eyes it was done for one purpose only: to impress. Look at my big teeth. I’m an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.

Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare. I leaned a little toward Luther. "Is this the part where I faint in fear?" Luther bit his lip. "He might also accept falling to your knees and holding your hands in humble supplication. Makes it easier for him to slap the cuffs on.

It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.