Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped with dual engines, Hector worked during magic or tech. He didn't go very fast, especially during magic, but so far he hadn't stalled on me either. As long as our high-speed chases stayed under forty-five miles an hour, we would be all set.
Ilona AndrewsSaiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him. โYour date appears to be hysterical,โ Rene told me. โYou think I should slap some man into him?
Ilona AndrewsSo we have giant super-smart vipers who slithered in here, killed our people, opened the vault, stole something from it, and slithered out, undetected?โ โAppears so.โ โOkay. Just wanted to make sure it wasnโt something dangerous.
Ilona AndrewsIs that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.
Ilona AndrewsVampires smiled for many reasons, but when a vampire male smiled at you from this distance with that kind of look in his eyes it was done for one purpose only: to impress. Look at my big teeth. Iโm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome.
Ilona AndrewsโฆSomething isnโt right with you and this property. Strange things happen around it. I donโt know what is going on, but I will find out. You could make it easier on yourself by coming clean.โ โSure. This is a magic bed-and-breakfast and the two guys in my kitchen are aliens from outerspace.
Ilona Andrews