I could have fixed almost everything else, but death defeated me every time.

Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black jeans and leather, who wanted to chase her down and have his evil way with her.

Do you know what separates adults from children? Self-discipline. We don’t want to go to work, we don’t want to do our chores, and we don’t want to make unpleasant decisions, but we do all those things because we’re aware of the consequences which will follow if we don’t.

I’d signed six things and my stack wasn’t getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.

I did some thinking.” “That is a very dangerous pastime,” Ghastek said.

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

I was a knight," Andrea said. "I'm not just going to start shooting every dickhead who mouths off to me." "Just making sure." "Besides, if I shot him, I'd do it so nobody could trace it back to me. I'd shoot him somewhere remote, his head would explode like a melon, and they would never find his body. He would just vanish.