An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.

Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably something deeply twisted about that. Lucky for me, negligees were never my thing.

Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.

Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.

You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on your face.

The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.

Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman