I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have.

Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate.

Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.

Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?” “I have spies everywhere.” I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate. “She had tea with Mahon’s wife.” Andrea said. Aunt B looked at her. “You and I need to work on your air of mystery.

Her face looked like it would shatter any second.