So we have giant super-smart vipers who slithered in here, killed our people, opened the vault, stole something from it, and slithered out, undetected?โ โAppears so.โ โOkay. Just wanted to make sure it wasnโt something dangerous.
Ilona AndrewsKate, perhaps you need to explain to your significant other that he is in no position to give me orders. Last time I checked, his title was Beast Lord, which is a gentle euphemism for a man who strips nude at night and runs around through the woods hunting small woodland creatures. I'm a premier Master of the Dead. I will go where I please.
Ilona AndrewsAndrea raised her hand. โThis is the hand that slapped Aunt B.โ โMaybe you should have it gold-plated.โ โHere, you can touch it, since youโre my best friend.
Ilona AndrewsMy tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed on a chair and looked at it from above. MINE. Oh, that's great. Fantastic. So mature. Perhaps he would pull my pigtails next or stick a tack on my seat.
Ilona Andrews