"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.

Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

Look at my big teeth. I'm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome

Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.