I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.

Your master plan has holes big enough to drive a truck through.

Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.

…Something isn’t right with you and this property. Strange things happen around it. I don’t know what is going on, but I will find out. You could make it easier on yourself by coming clean.” “Sure. This is a magic bed-and-breakfast and the two guys in my kitchen are aliens from outerspace.

I raged across the field, killing all before me. They ran when they saw me coming, and I chased them down, and killed them before they could take someone else's friend away from them.

I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.

The first magic wave kicked the world in the face.