Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.
Ilona AndrewsYou know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.
Ilona AndrewsRunes, runes, runes... Runes. An inverted Algiz rune. The caption next to it said โChernobog.โ The Black God. Right. Of course, it wouldnโt be Chernobog, God of Morning Dew on the Rose Petals, but a woman could always hope.
Ilona Andrews