Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?

The first rule of etiquette a boy learns when he's about to enter society is that civility is due to all women. No provocation, no matter how unjust and rudely delivered, can validate a man who fails to treat a woman with anything less than utmost courtesy." The boys hung on his every word. He glanced in her direction. "I have met some incredibly unpleasant women, and I have never failed in this duty. But I must admit: your sister may prove my undoing.

Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.

Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.

Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.