Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air, her long tongue shivering through the slit of the lipless mouth. Nice to see you too, sweetheart. Remember my cattle prod?

Now was not a good time, but we didn't often get to chose the time to repay our debts.

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.

True strength isn’t in killing—or ignoring—your opponent, it’s in having the will to shield those who need your protection.

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

If you can't make it go away, wait it out.

Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?” His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.