Why the rifle? Everybody knows you can’t shoot.” Who were these everybodies and would they like to stand in front of me, preferably within ten feet, so I could discuss this issue in greater detail.

I would not leave you. I'll be there. Wherever you want 'there' to be.

A pissy werelion was rather difficult to live with.

And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It was an example of quick thinking in a difficult situation.

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.

It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.

Sometimes, when you crave certain feelings, you'll trick yourself into thinking the other person is something other than what he apears.