I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.

And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio. He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face. "We killed things. There was blood. Fountains of blood. And then we had barbecue.

People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts.

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

I have spent my spare time studying literature popular with young women of this planet. One should always study the battlefield." Sean glanced at him. "And?" "I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.