He said โwomanโ in the same way Iโd say โMmmmm, yummy chocolateโ after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.
Ilona AndrewsWhen walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]
Ilona AndrewsI gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.
Ilona AndrewsOur standard rate. A doubloon a day." It was generous. More than generous--some families would put him up for a week for a single coin. "Half a doubloon a day," she said. "No, you see, the idea behind bargaining is that you ask for a larger amount.
Ilona AndrewsThere was something very comforting about him, and I was not sure if it was his easy manner or his complete immunity to my scowling.
Ilona AndrewsWould you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?โ His eyes flashed. โGot any to spare?โ I couldโve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.
Ilona Andrews