I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you.

On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.

I was a knight," Andrea said. "I'm not just going to start shooting every dickhead who mouths off to me." "Just making sure." "Besides, if I shot him, I'd do it so nobody could trace it back to me. I'd shoot him somewhere remote, his head would explode like a melon, and they would never find his body. He would just vanish.

Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slit somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.