I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.

One look at Rebecca and Aunt B would have an instant apoplexy. Raphael’s eyebrows furrowed. “My mother’s approval isn’t necessary.” Aha. “Does she know that?

Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

Aunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. “I’m just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?” “Sure.” Thirty seconds later, as I was flying through the air, I decided that this wasn’t the best idea.

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