I think I've been rather reasonable about this whole situation." "How do you figure?" "They are still breathing, aren't they?

Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

All men are liars. All women are liars, too.

You sure you don’t want to kiss me good-bye, baby?

There is no such thing as privacy between a deity and his worshipper. There are no secrets, no glossed-over failures. Only promises kept and abandoned, sins committed and imagined, and raw emotion. How many of us are ready to have our lives judged? What would happen if we were found wanting?

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.