The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.

... That would be like stepping in front of a moving train and saying, 'Hey, honey, come stand next to me.'" I hopped off the wall and stood next to him. "Anytime." He just looked at me. "I've never killed a train before. It might be fun to try.

In the whole world, there was no better place than being wrapped in him.

Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense." "I don't dislike you. It's an oversimplification.

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.