Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.

What do you think?" he asked, his voice deep and commanding. I eyed him. "Impressive, but too much." He leaned toward me, the blue eyes smoky with a promise I was shure he could fulfill. I tried not to think of the bedroom. "Too much?" "Yes. I like the menace. It's very masculine, but he looks like he would screw everything in sight and call me 'wench

The universe shrank to Curran and his pain. I had to break him free. Nothing else mattered.

He caressed my cheek. "You came for me," I whispered. "Always," he told me.

Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.