Lyc-V is a jealous virus. It exterminates all other invaders with extreme prejudice.

People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts.

This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.

« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style.

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.