What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.
Ilona AndrewsGo to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.
Ilona AndrewsWho is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
Ilona AndrewsWas his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider me properly chastised.
Ilona Andrews