Pigeon racing is a lousy, greedy, and often unlawful activity. One thing that it is not is kind to birds.

U.K. citizens fleeing the Middle East and Japan have been allowed to take their animal companions with them on evacuation flights. The U.S. is not so civilized, and that's a blot on our national copybook.

We are not in the home finding business, although it is certainly true that we do find homes from time to time for the kind of animals people are looking for. Our service is to provide a peaceful and painless death to animals who no one wants.

We are complete press sluts.

If my father had a heart attack it would give me no solace at all to know his treatment was first tried on a dog.

Medical research is "immoral even it it's essential."

In the end, I think it would be lovely if we stopped this whole notion of pets altogether.