As a kid, I dreamed of a knight in shining armor coming to rescue me. Now, I just dream of equal pay for equal work.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

I think we, sometimes, try to fill a void with so many other things that we make the wound deeper & prevent it from ever healing properly.

I used to dream of a week-long beach vacation with white sand under my toes... right now, I'd settle for 48 hours at a Motel 6 with some Lysol and a UV lamp.

Never play the Devil's Advocate. Your words could be the difference between success and failure in someone else.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.

Your past doesn't define you. Only your present and your future. If your life is screwed up, stop making excuses. What are you going to do about it today?