Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.

As a kid, I dreamed of a knight in shining armor coming to rescue me. Now, I just dream of equal pay for equal work.

If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)

If you're overwhelmed, lost, or like you life is out of control, do whatever you can that matters to someone else or ever did to you... it might not help, but it certainly won't hurt.

The only complicated things worth fighting for will change the world in some way and/or make you lots of money, and a complicated relationship will only keep you from doing either.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

Some people change. Most people don't. Accepting this makes it much harder for them to disappoint you.