Since all men are created equal, I have to thank God I was born a woman.

If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)

The only complicated things worth fighting for will change the world in some way and/or make you lots of money, and a complicated relationship will only keep you from doing either.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.

Looking for a gem, we are sometimes dumb enough to try to hold on to a lump of coal, convinced that it will turn into a diamond in our lifetime... but all it does it get sh*t all over you until you burn it and use the energy for something else.

Some people change. Most people don't. Accepting this makes it much harder for them to disappoint you.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.