Once you acknowledge that reality is not your enemy, it will no longer be your enemy.

What if reincarnation really happens, and Jesus were reincarnated, & you were a total d*ck to him? It could happen. You should probably treat everyone like they were Jesus reincarnated.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

Never play the Devil's Advocate. Your words could be the difference between success and failure in someone else.

I've never understood why people get mad at others for not being interested in them romantically - especially when there are so many reasons to be mad at people that are within their control.

Who you love is an illustration of you... but whomever loves you back is you... in HD.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.