How hollow must your life be for you to waste it hating and oppressing others, whose lives are of no consequence to your own?

Insecurity isn't an attractive quality in a man.

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes.

As a kid, I dreamed of a knight in shining armor coming to rescue me. Now, I just dream of equal pay for equal work.

If it isn't going to matter to you in 5 years, quit stressing about it. (Also, quit b*tching about it. It might matter when you're all alone in 5 yrs because you're annoying now.)

You may just miss an awesome ride if you only look at happiness as a destination.

Teach by example and treat yourself the way you would want your children to treat themselves.