I didnt have any particular talent for fiction. I took a class in college.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

Great stories happen to those who can tell them.

For me to do a story, something has to happen to someone. It's a story in the way you learn what a story is in third grade, where there is a person and things happen to them and then something big happens and they realize something new.

I can only control what I can control.

I dont go looking for stories with the idea of wrongness in my head, no. But the fact is, a lot of great stories hinge on people being wrong.

I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.