I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

Great stories happen to those who can tell them.

The entire culture was organized for people who are happy. People who are miserable need reassurance that other people are miserable.

If you're not failing all the time, you're not creating a situation where you can get lucky.

For people starting public radio shows, one of the things you have to do is you have to talk every single public radio station into picking you up.

Go looking for an idea and it'll show up. Begin now.

I wish somebody had given me the news that ideas don't just fall on your head like fairy dust. You have to treat that like a job. You have to spend hours each day, where you're just like, 'This is the part of the day when I'm looking for an idea.'