I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

I dont take care of my voice at all, which is one reason that I sound as bad as I do.

Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.

Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.

I would just like say to you with all my heart is that most everybody I know who does interesting creative work, they went through a phase of years where they had really good taste and they could tell what they were making wasn’t as good as they wanted it to be.

I was a chubby, unathletic kid and conformed to every possible stereotype you could imagine of someone who would end up in public broadcasting.

For people starting public radio shows, one of the things you have to do is you have to talk every single public radio station into picking you up.