Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

I think the most famous person I've ever met is Brad Pitt.

I didnt have any particular talent for fiction. I took a class in college.

I just feel like there's so many movies I haven't seen that I want to see, that I would never go back to the same one. It's funny because all my friends, they have movies that they've seen over and over again.

Where radio is different than fiction is that even mediocre fiction needs purpose, a driving question.

Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?