Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.

Honestly, I am so ignorant of how dance works that I cant even imagine a story that you would want to tell through movement.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

The truth is, I just don't have that much time to see movies. So if I get two hours where I can actually see a film, I don't want to go backwards, I want to go forwards.

One reason I do the live shows - and the monthly speeches at public radio stations - is to remind myself that people hear the show, that it has an audience, that it exists in the world. It's so easy to forget that.

I played no sports well. Because I was a boy in the United States Of America, I was forced into Little League and played horrible Little League baseball, and played football and basketball in school situations where I was forced to.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.