I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all... If that happens, you're doing it right.

I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua.

I don't think I've ever stolen anything.

I think the thing that I wish somebody would ask me is just to ask about the business side of the radio show. I feel like I actually work very hard to make sure the business side of the radio show runs, and no one has any interest in how a public radio show is run. And rightly so.

Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.