In some theoretical way I know that a half-million people hear the show. But in a day-to-day way, there's not much evidence of it.

Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.

I dont take care of my voice at all, which is one reason that I sound as bad as I do.

It takes a while. It's gonna take you a while. It's normal to take a while. You just have to fight your way through that.

I dont go looking for stories with the idea of wrongness in my head, no. But the fact is, a lot of great stories hinge on people being wrong.

Honestly, I am so ignorant of how dance works that I cant even imagine a story that you would want to tell through movement.

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay."