I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.

Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.

I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this beard who is allegedly married to Ira Glass? Obviously, he's gay."

I just feel like there's so many movies I haven't seen that I want to see, that I would never go back to the same one. It's funny because all my friends, they have movies that they've seen over and over again.

Go looking for an idea and it'll show up. Begin now.

Honestly, I am so ignorant of how dance works that I cant even imagine a story that you would want to tell through movement.

We're Jews, my family, and Jews break down into two distinct subcultures: book Jews and money Jews. We were money Jews.