It takes a while. It's gonna take you a while. It's normal to take a while. You just have to fight your way through that.

I don't think I ever played any sports recreationally for my own pleasure. I was bad at them from the start.

In some theoretical way I know that a half-million people hear the show. But in a day-to-day way, there's not much evidence of it.

It's not a terribly original thing to say, but I love Raymond Carver. For one thing, he's fun to read out loud.

You'll hit gold more often if you simply try out a lot of things.

Brad Pitt is really game to talk about whatever and is really fun to talk to and was totally up for discussing anything.

I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.