When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

I just feel like there's so many movies I haven't seen that I want to see, that I would never go back to the same one. It's funny because all my friends, they have movies that they've seen over and over again.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

...uncorny, human sized drama

It is only by going through a volume of work that you will close that gap, and your work will be as good as your ambitions.

The entire culture was organized for people who are happy. People who are miserable need reassurance that other people are miserable.

Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?