Moralistic is not moral. And as for truth - well, it's like brown - it's not in the spectrum. Truth is so generic.

It is not enough that I succeed, everyone else must fail.

Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us.

A bad review is even less important than whether it is raining in Patagonia.

True love gallops, it flies, it is the swiftest of all modes of thought, swifter even than hate and fear.

... half the world starves. What a planet. And the eating, if you're lucky enough to do any. Stuffing pieces of dead animals into a hole in your face. Then munch, munch, munch. If there's anybody watching, they must be dying of laughter.

Philosophy! Empty thinking by ignorant conceited men who think they can digest without eating!