Language is a machine for making falsehoods.
Nothing is more maddening than being questioned by the object of one's interest about the object of hers, should that object not be you.
The best thing about being God would be making the heads.
youth is a marvelous garment
There is nothing like early promiscuous sex for dispelling life's bright mysterious expectations.
Probably no adult misery can be compared with a child's despair.