All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

The vast majority, who believe in astrology and think that the planets have nothing better to do than form a code that will tell them whether tomorrow is a good day to close a business deal or not, become all the more excited and enthusiastic.

A fire-eater must eat fire even if he has to kindle it himself.

It's humbling to think that all animals, including human beings, are parasites of the plant world.

Politically popular speech has always been protected: even the Jews were free to say ‘Heil Hitler.’

Surely no child, and few adults, have ever watched a bird in flight without envy.

Early in my school career, I turned out to be an incorrigible disciplinary problem. I could understand what the teacher was saying as fast as she could say it, I found time hanging heavy, so I would occasionally talk to my neighbor. That was my great crime, I talked in school.