I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers.
I don't want to offend people.
I encourage you to stop saying, "I just want to look not so bad" and instead say, "I want to look fabulous."
All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels.
Sometimes I'm really dressed up, and it really turns me on
If you try to have a fashion show with Bach fugues and John Coltrane, it doesn't really work.