Remember this: No one is looking at your imperfections; they're all too busy worrying about their own.

50s cheesecake meets Eskimo fake fur.

If you try to have a fashion show with Bach fugues and John Coltrane, it doesn't really work.

The moon is such a planet, I can’t even stand it. What else is it if it’s not a planet?

I'm so involved in melancholy.

I'm not trying to be the next Joan Rivers.

Sometimes I'm really dressed up, and it really turns me on