Where is the real low thing? Where are the jelly shoes that you find that are sick because they’re so great…Everything has air quotes around it now.

Most of my life I was occupied with American television and American food. My ethnicity was my choice. It still is

The moon is such a planet, I can’t even stand it. What else is it if it’s not a planet?

The last thing I want to become is one of those talking heads where everything is satiny smooth and you know what the next question is going to be

I'd love to talk to Angelina Jolie. On my show I would love her because she's a mysterious, mysterious figure.

People say it's really the press who create those soundbites about fashion. That's what sells magazines and clothes.

How do I do it? I don't know how I wouldn't do it-that's the thing.