Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.

I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I do date quite frequently.

I just like making people laugh.