I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.
When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
I'm just a normal guy.
Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.