I will always smell good.

What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.

I write short stories. I write every day.