If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.

When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.