If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.

I will always smell good.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

I just like making people laugh.

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.