Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

I write short stories. I write every day.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I like hanging out with people.

I'm just a normal guy.