Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough to change.

Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." "Heart attack?" "He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.

Before you make the key, study the lock.

You can't be both happy and ambitious.

Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough to change.